Carmen Electra doesn’t like signing nude pictures of herself.

Electra - who has posed naked for Playboy magazine - happily autographed pictures for fans as she left Hollywood restaurant Mr Chow on Monday night but stopped signing when presented with a naked photograph of herself.

Carmen said: “I feel weird signing nude!”

Apparently she got in her car and left the rest of the fans’ pictures unsigned.

Model Jordan aka Katie Price is believed to be a huge fan of Carmen Electra and she totally admires Carmen Electra’s hot bod.

Jordan is naturally skinny but she thinks its nice to look at someone like Beyonce Knowles and Carmen Electra “with a bit of meat in her,” as she put it.

I guess Jordon forgot… No pain no gain… if you can bear the pain of getting under the knife… you too can stand a chance of having an equally hot body Jordan

Whew! Now that’s two times in a row that Carmen Electra is the good chick in our blog!!! I
guess Carmen’s surely thinking of turning a new leaf huh… only if ranters like Anna Nicole Smith let her live in peace…

Well she hasn’t done a great or saintly job like Mother Teresa, but anything not wrong from her side is good enough, right??? well guys… the boisterous babe has been instrumental in making The Trevor Project, the non-profit organization that operates the nation’s only around-the-clock suicide prevention help line for gay and questioning youth, raise $365,000 at its ninth annual Cracked Xmas event!!!

“We are extremely encouraged by the strong financial results of Cracked Xmas 9,” said Jorge Valencia, executive director of The Trevor Project. He actually mentioned Carmen as a staunch supporter of the cause “who supported the organization through their presence.”

Way to go Carmen… can’t wait for your Hat-trick tomorrow

Seriously guys… the Carmen Electra Prepaid MasterCard® and Carmen Electra Gift MasterCard® give you the opportunity to party away to glory with the bi-sexual beauty… in addition to that you might just be the lucky winner of $100 worth of free shopping!!!

The first winner has already been announced… It’s Ms. Patricia Durr of New Jersey… she’s the first proud winner of the first “Electrafy Yourself” sweepstakes… whew man! This is so cool… you actually get a celebrity endorsed gift or prepaid credit card, you get a chance to take part in a quarterly draw for $1000 and the second round too for a chance to win a trip to an exclusive cardholder event with Carmen Electra!!!

I’m off to pick one for myself guys… see you there! And hurry up… The drawing for the second quarterly prizewinner will be made in early to mid-January, 2007!

Carmen Electra’s popularity seems to be on an all time low huh… dunno the reason for the plunge though… she’s even been flashing her firecrotch recently!!! Well maybe people were too busy to acknowledge her at that point of time or something but she was spotted at popping in and out of a few stores along pricey Melrose Place without much of a problem… however hard she tried to grab some attention, she was not one bit successful…

On the other hand, the ‘Dreamgirl’ babe Beyonce Knowles was spotted shopping at NYC at Bergdorf Goodman on Fifth Avenue Monday. Within no time, an enormous crowd of people gathered around the store and made it almost impossible for her to move out!!! It was only after her car arrived and some security was arranged that she came out and stuffed the rear of the car with her truckload of shopping bags and fled…

Its time you took some publicity generating lessons Carmen… do we still need to tell you from whom????

Carmen Electra has big boobs alright… but did you know that her mouth id bigger than those fake puppies she carries??? Well not quite literally guys… but you gotta agree with me that she is definitely a BIG MOUTH!!!

And if all her previous big mouthing episodes weren’t enough, she’s just surpassed herself with her blabbering skills… “Big boobs are really what teenage girls are looking to find in their gift stockings this Christmas.” Says the ex-Baywatch babe… “Why give a little girl a plastic pony when she really needs something for her future?” was what she said on TV!!!

She has made it clear that an enlarged bust line is what every body desires for this festive season… girls wanna flaunt it n guys wanna ogle at it (when don’t they? ) She actually urges the parents of teenagers to donate funds for their charity ‘Tits For Tots’.

P.S. Thank God all that was just a clip for hit US show Comedy Central

Do you guys remember the time when Carmen Electra had ridden that vibrating seat on live TV at the Howard Stern show in Sirius Satellite Radio??? Oh guys… those pictures are still embedded in my heart…. Especially the times she was trying to pull that skimpy noodle strapped top of hers up to avoid her boobs from spilling out

Anyways people… lets put those glorious mammaries (read memories ) aside and get down to business… the Howard Stern show is in danger… Howard has been selling away the episodes and radio channels at throwaway prices!!! Despite recording an all time high of 400,000 you tube viewers of the ever so famous Carmen Electra episode, the radio channel has recorded huge losses…

Well, the radio show might just got to hell… we have those Carmen videos on our systems alright… that’s what matters

Yes guys… she’s finally agreed that she’s available… in fact, she’s MORE than available!!! The babe told us herself that she’s cool with starting afresh with some one new… she made no bones about the fact that she’s open to the idea of dating right now, as long as it isn’t forced. “It should naturally happen,” said the pop star…

As for Dave Navarro, well she still talks to him and is cool about him dating adult film star Jenna Jameson… “We talk every day. We’re still really good friends. … We’re positive, and we’ve stayed connected. It’s OK.” She says…

Well honey, as long as you’re cool with it, why in the world should we have a problem??? We’re only interested in filling that void in YOUR life… right guys???

We all know that Carmen Electra, the former Baywatch babe had hosted the Playboy’s mansion Bash… several hungry jacks (including myself ) tried to get into the party, but Hugh Heffner definitely maintained enough security outside to keep the heat generated inside secure!

But there was this lucky dude who witnessed it all but didn’t enjoy it - Dan Cohen… “It’s almost like getting invited to the Willie Wonka factory,” he said in disgust… well, as of now, I’m feeling disgusted for his manhood and sexuality… COULDN’T IT HAVE BEEN ME!!!

Talking of entrants into playboy parties, Jennifer Janesko seems to be a veteran!!! “They’ve invited me to about every party since about five years” says the pin-up artist… she also reveals that she can also take female friends along, but only after submitting two photographs (one full body n 1 close-up) well before the date of the event and attaining formal permission… and as for MALE friends, then well… they can give me company at the gate

Hillary Swank is the latest entrants in the ‘I want Carmen Electra’s -Fit to Strip 2-’ list! The poor dame has just hurt herself shooting for an all gone wrong striptease schedule… I agree stripping in front of the camera is quite difficult job (it’s not just Demi Moore who knows about it ) but actually having an injury while doing something as exciting as that (for the audience at least ) is too unbelievable!!!

Anyways people, you need not worry as Carmen Electra is here to teach you the perfect and the most appealing way to strip – without any injuries! Fitness Expert Michael Carson has definitely done a great job along with the electrical Electra to make your body fit enough for strippin without trippin

I guess Carmen Electra has been reading our blog lately… jus the other day we spoke about her ex husband Dave and her splitting and the possibilities around their break up… and what do we hear today??? That she’s just had the best ‘ride’ of her life – in front of the camera!!!

You read that right guys… recently in the shock jock HOWARD STERN’s US TV show, she rode a long and hard ———- VIBRATING SEAT !!! As rode open legged on the vibrating seat, the poor babe couldn’t hold herself from blushing… she actually had to pull her top up constantly to prevent her boobs from popping out of the skimpy spaghetti…

Though I couldn’t get to see her cum, she surely must’ve had a gala time… proving it to the world that she would never need Dave back! As for Howard, then he must’ve had quite a ‘rock-n-rolling’ show